Football: How Can Human Feet Beat Cape Verde?

Name: Football: How Can Human Feet Beat Cape Verde?
Author: Ni Linsheng

足球：人的脚，怎么踢得过佛得角

by Ni Linsheng (逆鳞生)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 698k Words
Genre: Sports
Subgenre: Gaming & Sports
Updated: 1d ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Soccer power fantasy + Dark Horse Goalkeeper + Sports + Passion + System]

The 2026 World Cup in the United States, Canada, and Mexico kicks off. Cape Verde is ranked 64th in the world, with the entire squad valued at just 10 million euros. They're widely considered a pushover and a weak team.

The team's 40-year-old goalkeeper, Vozinha, is worth only 50,000 euros and has a mere 250 followers on social media. No one believes in him.

At the moment of utter desperation, he awakens the [Thousand Hands System]!

Spain fires 30 shots, but fails to score a single goal;

Uruguay attacks with the entire team, but can't find the net;

Saudi Arabia pushes forward in force, yet still comes away empty-handed.

Three group-stage matches, three clean sheets. The biggest dark horse in football history bursts onto the scene!

Media and fans around the world ask in a frenzy: What kind of monster is this goalkeeper?

Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar, Mbappe, Morata, Yamal, Suarez... One football superstar after another takes aim at the goal, only to be denied by Cape Verde.

The whole internet is flooded with a classic football line: How can human feet possibly beat the feet of Buddha?

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