"First person + 1V1 + long flow of water + sweet article"
I have false true redness, and Chinese medicine bloodletting costs 500 yuan a time.
He, disguised as a porphyrin, secretly bought a pack of blood for five hundred.
Later I found out that the middleman took my blood and sold it to him, making money on both sides.
I immediately cut off my beard and said: "Five hundred per month, enough blood vessels."
He squatted on the ground holding his head: "You... You are not a fishing law enforcement officer, are you?"
I rolled up my sleeves and said to his mouth: "Drink! Or I'll beat you up!"
Later, the whole school spread the news——
"The Zombie King from the Department of Computer Science keeps a pretty boy from the Department of Biological Sciences."
He asked me with red ears: "How about... We make it public?"
Me: "Is our transaction visible to the light?"
He: "Then I'll apply to have a visible relationship."
Me: "?"
He "converted the monthly agreement to a lifetime contract."