Three Kingdoms: I Was a Gate Guard in Liu Bei's Camp, and Zhang Fei Tried to Kill Me from the Start

Ten years after arriving in the late Han dynasty, I’m a lowly gate guard serving under Liu Bei, and Zhang Fei kicks me every day. The coalition forces at Suanzao have set up camp. Drunk, Zhang Fei curses the Yuan brothers for bullying his big brother, draws his sword, and starts slashing at everyone in sight. The other guys all ran off, but my legs are too weak to move. He glares at me, calls me a pretty boy from the Yuan family, and says he’ll take his anger out on me. I want to shout that my surname is Qin, not Yuan, but my throat is so tight I can’t make a sound. I’d better dodge this sword first.