[Surviving in the primordial world] + [Hilarious and lighthearted] + [Invincible System] + [Protected by merit] + [play the pig to eat the tiger]
“Good grief! I haven't even set foot on the path to immortality, and my brother-in-law, Fuxi, is already threatening me with a knife, forcing me to marry into the Heavenly Court and wed a future Sage?!”
Lin Xuan has just transmigrated to the primordial world. With no cultivation at all, he only wants to gather herbs and stay alive as an ordinary man. But a Red Embroidered Ball, signifying a heavenly fated match, comes crashing down from the sky, and Daluo Golden Immortal Fuxi unleashes his full pressure, forcing him to marry Nuwa, who is gravely wounded and near death!
Just as Lin Xuan thinks he's doomed for getting entangled in the karmic consequences of a great calamity, the “Did You Save Them?” System awakens in full force. A golden needle gathers at his fingertips as he reverses fate, and he casually wins a hundred thousand merits of the Great Dao and a Pangu Experience Card!
A demon king villain takes the opportunity to cause trouble? Lin Xuan, wrapped in protective golden light, blasts a Taiyi Golden Immortal into dust with one punch from Pangu. Fuxi is so frightened that he wildly imagines things, kowtows, and calls him “bro,” while even the haughty Nuwa falls for him shyly and begs to keep him as a kept man!
Looking at the formation Fuxi has used to seal the cave entrance shut, insisting they consummate their marriage, Lin Xuan grips the newly won Earth-Escape Talisman. Should he lie flat and become the Heavenly Court's number-one son-in-law, or grab his things and flee in the night, kicking off an unprecedented wedding-refusal fiasco in the primordial world...
(This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental.)
Keep up the good work and I hope you won't fail.