[High-energy laughs throughout + social death scene + system driving the host crazy]
Please prepare the quick-acting heart-saving pills before clicking it, because you will really laugh until you lose oxygen!
Shen Qingzhou is nicknamed "The Walking Social Manufacturing Machine".
Just because her hand slipped and tied into a defective system, she embarked on the road of being deceived.
Others' systems are golden fingers, but hers is stinky toes - hitting every lightning point accurately.
Students want to jump off the building? System backhand reward: "N Ways to Suicide".
English teacher scolding people for menopause? System reward: "Menopause is a disease and must be treated."
Geography teacher has been single for forty years? System reward: "Regaining Second Spring" special equipment.
She gave it away as a teaching aid. The next day the geography teacher gave a lecture full of passion, as if he had just had an inter-species love affair.
The whole class was moved to tears by her "special care". Colleagues worshiped her as a living Bodhisattva.
Only Shen Qingzhou wanted to hit the wall.
She said "I want to die", and the system executed it on the spot - cardiac arrest for three seconds, allowing her to experience the feeling of death firsthand.
She wanted to catch fish, but the system asked her aunt to come forward two weeks early, which also caused her menstrual cramps to double and her toothache to hurt for seven days.
She wanted to refuse the task, and the system would serve her with electric shocks, each time more cruel than the last.
She stayed up for a whole year and finally sent the whole class to a key university.
On the day the college entrance examination results were released, she almost cried - she was finally free.
As a result, the system said: "Host, I have taken over your body."
Shen Qingzhou: "System, your uncle!"
