[Laugh-out-loud chaos from start to finish + public humiliation galore + a System that drives its Host insane]
Have some heart medicine ready before you click, because you’ll laugh until you can’t breathe!
Shen Qingzhou is known as “a walking public-humiliation machine.”
All because she accidentally bound herself to a defective System, she’s been dragged down a road of no return.
Other people get a golden finger from their Systems. Hers is a stinking toe, perfectly trampling every land mine.
A student wants to jump off a building? The System rewards her with 101 Ways to Commit Suicide.
An English teacher going through menopause curses everyone out? The System rewards her with Menopause Is an Illness, It Needs Treatment.
The geography teacher has been single for forty years? The System rewards her with special equipment to “rekindle romance.”
She gives it to him as a teaching aid. The next day, the geography teacher delivers his lesson with fiery enthusiasm, looking like he’s just had a cross-species romance.
The whole class is moved to tears by her “special attention.” Her colleagues treat her like a living bodhisattva.
Only Shen Qingzhou wants to bang her head against a wall.
She says, “I want to die,” and the System carries it out on the spot: her heart stops for three seconds, giving her a firsthand taste of death.
She tries to slack off, and the System brings her period forward by two weeks, doubles her cramps, and gives her a toothache that lasts seven days.
She tries to refuse a mission, and the System shocks her, harder each time.
She sticks it out for a whole year and finally gets her entire class into top universities.
On the day the exam results are released, she nearly bursts into tears. She can finally be free.
Then the System says, “Host, I’m taking over your body.”
Shen Qingzhou: “System, you bastard!”
