A top interstellar poison doctor is reborn as a useless two-year-old, with a high-tech space of her own, only to have her tyrant father confiscate her family’s property and order her execution the moment she arrives!
Watching the tyrant sharpen his blade, she grumbles to herself: [Father is handsome, but his brain is broken. He’ll be poisoned tonight, and I’ll sell the dragon robe!]
The tyrant, who was about to go on a killing spree, shudders and drops to his knees. “My sweet daughter, this knife is for peeling your pear!”
The whole capital is waiting to see Lu Youyou, the “jinx,” be beheaded, but things take a sudden turn!
Her tyrant father is busy carrying her milk bottle every day, while her three unhinged brothers take turns keeping watch over her and fighting to spoil her:
Eldest brother, the God of War: “Anyone who dares touch Youyou will have a million-strong army flatten their home!”
Second brother, the richest man around: “Youyou wants to play in the water? Then I’ll buy these several streets and build a water park!”
As Lu Youyou directs her self-propelled mechanical mecha to weed the imperial harem, she watches the green-tea lucky doll she poisoned dance in the square and falls into deep thought:
“I was supposed to keep my head down until adulthood and then run away. How did I accidentally become the beloved great-aunt of the whole dynasty?”
