At midnight, Sadako of the Folk Museum had just climbed out of the TV when she was cornered by security guard Lu Ren.
"Five hundred for emotional distress and two hundred for floor cleaning. Total seven hundred. Scan the QR code or pay in cash?"
Lu Ren awakened the bloodline of the temple guardian, and a ruined temple appeared in the sea of consciousness, and he was forced to summon a group of immortal bosses who had no modern common sense.
Sun Wukong clamored to smash the Lingxiao Palace every day, and Sadako practiced hard how to be a law-abiding laborer.
Facing this group of troublemakers, Lu Ren could only deal with the supernatural events without changing his expression, while using a calculator to settle accounts with the gods:
"Great Sage, if you damage the wall, the repair fee of five hundred will be deducted from your incense salary."
This is the story of a stingy social animal who leads a god to wipe his butt in modern society and save the world by the way.
I can't help it, who told me to be a stingy social animal? The trouble caused by the gods can only be deducted from my salary.