What happens when you go to the wrong room for a blind date and walk into the live-streamed preview of Five Ha?
Fang Zhe is worth billions and just wants to lie flat. Looking at the popular young star Song Yuqi across from him, he launches a series of tactics to drive her away:
“My stomach is bad. I can only live off a woman for the rest of my life.”
“After we get married, you’ll earn the money, support the family, and do the housework. You’ll also have to give me 100,000 yuan in spending money every month.”
The whole internet goes wild! Just as everyone expects this weirdo to be kicked out, the production team goes nuts and forces Fang Zhe to sign a “spoiled-brat clause,” while his own mother pressures him to marry the star!
Forced onto the show, Fang Zhe activates the [God-Tier Popularity Blind Box System].
No superhuman strength? Just skills that work like conceptual superpowers?
And so the Five Ha travel group faces its most absurd ordeal yet:
When the directors make the guests chop wood and start a fire themselves, Fang Zhe finds the noise annoying and promptly performs [Uprooting a Willow Tree], shattering everyone's expectations!
When the group is busking on the street with no money for food, Fang Zhe activates [Anyone Could Do It]. One folk song takes the internet by storm, and that night he uses the popularity points he earns to redeem a luxury suite card, taking the whole group to soak in a five-star hotel!
He comes with the [Fresh and Never Greasy Aura] and the [Movie-Quality Couple Filter].
Not only does he drive Deng Chao, Chen He, and Lu Han to the brink of an existential crisis, he also makes Song Yuqi, who initially looked at him with utter disdain, gaze at him with smitten eyes and go weak in the knees.
Then one day, someone catches Fang Zhe driving a supercar worth tens of millions, with Song Yuqi, back to a luxury apartment at Jinghai Bay Number One.
Fans across the internet are devastated: “What happened to that useless kept man? This guy's a trillion-yuan tycoon! Song Yuqi, are you serious with that step back?!”
Every time he talks about lying down, he has to take action every time, he talks about doing it for himself, protecting his boss, etc. The protagonist is a coolie who talks about lying down.
The first half is okay, but the second half becomes more and more outrageous and I can't stand it anymore.
Frustrated, slapped in the face, frustrated, slapped in the face, frustrated, slapped in the face, frustrated, slapped in the face.
It's okay to read, but it's too little. I hope the author won't stop updating it.
It really doesn't look good
Beautiful. So beautiful