Fang Chen thought he had the worst luck. He'd only nodded off for a moment after staying up all night cultivating, so how had the world outside turned into a zombie apocalypse?!
The good news was that he had the standard perks of someone who'd transmigrated. The bad news was that his golden finger was a brainless, love-obsessed System. It insisted this was a normal world and told him to hurry up and conquer his goddess if he wanted rewards.
Luckily, there was another piece of good news: the goddess the System meant turned out to be a zombie.
Fang Chen: "..."
Bystander A: "Believe me, that lunatic is really trying to get a loan for a zombie. Don't go near him!"
Bystander B: "What do we do, then? That bunch of lunatics working for him are setting up a stage, saying their boss is taking his girlfriend to a concert. Soon all the zombies in the city will gather here!"
Bystander C: "Wait, where are you going?"
NPC: "This city... no, this whole world has gone mad! I can't die alongside this bunch of crazies. I'm getting out of here! I'm going home to find my parents!"
The speed is not enough and the strength is... Just look at it, and it doesn't make a sound.