Naruto: When Haku Eats the Ice-Ice Fruit

[Lighthearted comedy + Naruto fan fiction + invincible protagonist + everyday gags + bonds + genius] Year 34 of Konoha, on the border of the Land of Fire. Qing Wu, who has transmigrated into a baby, is sweating bullets! From the start, he’s stranded in the wilderness, surrounded by the corpses of Root and Kirigakure Ninja. He thought he’d be dead on arrival in this new world, but a gleaming white short sword cuts a path through the carnage, and Hatake Sakumo, the Konoha White Fang, pulls him out of the pile of bodies! When they return to the village, the Third Hokage furiously berates Danzo for stealing the Hozuki bloodline, then casually leaves Qing Wu in the White Fang’s care to be adopted. And so Konoha gains an unparalleled genius named Hatake Qing Wu, while Kakashi gains a monstrous little brother who gets on his nerves every day. With the White Fang’s overwhelming influence as a deterrent, Danzo can only rage helplessly. He doesn’t dare lay a finger on them. Five years fly by. Qing Wu had thought he was a “fragile transmigrator” with no cheat abilities, forced to scrape by in the ninja world on the strength of his Hozuki bloodline. Until one day, while killing time in the Forest of Death, he spots a Devil Fruit patterned with swirling spirals beneath a tree... “Hozuki powers plus the Ice-Ice Fruit? Now this is what I call a major play!” “Old dog Danzo, ready to feel absolute zero?”