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A young Taoist priest who was about to starve to death in a Taoist temple was about to beg for food when the [Tianji Live Broadcasting System] suddenly came online.
Other live broadcast rooms: the little sister dances and the little brother sings.
My live broadcast room: online practices to calculate your fortune.
"This friend, your wife wants to divorce you because you hid three thousand yuan of private money."
Barrage: "Holy shit! Do you all know this?"
I muttered in a low voice: "Nonsense, the lighter that fell out of your trouser pocket had the four characters 'Heaven and Earth' printed on it."
In order not to starve to death, I casually gave a divination to the eldest brother on the list: "Brother, your hall is dark. You will step on dog shit when you go out today."
The eldest brother on the list angrily complained about my feudal superstition, then stepped on dog poop when he went out and made the dog chew the mud, and then gave me ten carnivals with his backhand.
Since then, my live broadcast style has gradually gone astray——
"Anchor, figure out when I can find someone?"
"You are missing me in your life. If you give me a 'love offering', I will consider descending to earth."
System: [Ding! It is detected that the host has achieved a short-term task and a lottery will be awarded.
The all-platform abstract anchor has a ceiling from now on.
However, the style of painting has gradually become abstract...
