"Ding - it is detected that the host's emotional fluctuation value has reached the activation threshold, and the lying flat system has been bound."
I jumped up and looked around to make sure there was no one around.
"Lie flat system?" I tentatively shouted in my mind.
"This system is designed to help the host acquire skills in a 'bad' state. Every time the host maintains a 'bad' state, progress will be accumulated in seconds and random skills will be awarded."
"It's messed up? Random skills?"
"Yes, host. The specific rules are as follows: First, the ruined state requires the host to give up all active thinking, active learning, and active efforts, and maintain a 'waste' mentality; second, for every second that the ruined state is maintained, the cumulative progress will increase by 1%; third, every time the progress reaches 100%, a random skill will be rewarded, and the skill level is not limited."
I was silent for about ten seconds.
Then, I laughed.
I fucking laughed.
It's been three years. Am I so useless that I can't even stand the system anymore?
"Come on," I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, and cleared my mind, "I'll fucking show it to you."
One second.
Two seconds.
I didn't think about anything, didn't do anything, just stood there and pretended to be dead.
"Ding - the smashed state lasts for 3 seconds, and the progress is 3%."
"Ding - the smashed state is maintained for 5 seconds, and the progress is 5%."
"Ding - the smashed state is maintained for 10 seconds, and the progress is 10%."
…
My consciousness gradually relaxed and I didn't think about anything or care about anything.
Forty seconds later——
"Ding - the progress is 100%. Random skills are being drawn..."
I hold my breath.
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining: C-level skill - Hand of the God of Cooking."
