The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: My Dad and I Are Nothing Alike

[Not a genius kiddo, just a diaper-wearing little troublemaker with incredible luck! Remember, no romance!]

Wu Xie: I’m a top university student, clever as can be. How could I have such a silly daughter?

Wu Yu raises a chubby little hand and picks at her bottom with the other: Me... me not a good veggie. Me a little fish!

The Wu family stares at the little face identical to Wu Xie’s, then corners their son/nephew/grandson, offering no bribes and making plenty of threats: Tell us! When did you get up to no good? The kid’s already this big, and you’re only bringing her home now!