Q: Can the protagonist play football?
A: No. He doesn’t even know what offside means.
Q: Why does the coach put him in the match?
A: The whole team gets food poisoning, and he’s the only one left on the bench.
Q: Is there a romance subplot?
A: Yes. He got into football to pursue the school beauty.
Q: Does he have rivals?
A: Yes. There’s the aloof football prodigy Lin Feng, as well as all kinds of bizarre opponents on the road to the championship.
Q: So what kind of book is this?
A: It’s a ridiculous, action-packed story about a boy born with absurdly good luck and his teammates winning the championship together.
