[Urban + live broadcast + Dihua + slap in the face + funny + whatever you say + abstract meme]
After failing the college entrance examination essay with zero points, Su Su, who was in good mental condition, put on a bed sheet and plastic vines on the "Dead Me App" and started a live broadcast.
Calls himself "Cyber Jesus" and specializes in online blessings.
The whole internet laughed like crazy, and anti-fans flocked to the post.
Anti-fan: "Give me a chance to get rich overnight?"
Su Su relaxed and said calmly: "I'll give you - financial love."
The next day, the black fans suddenly became enlightened and hit the 17th board in a row while trading stocks. The fund manager was so frightened that he begged for guidance.
A popular actress was banned from the entire Internet: "Lord, please give me a chance to stand up."
Su Su: "Amen, help you break the cauldron."
That night, a competitor was exposed with devastating black information, and the actress' popularity immediately reached the top.
The school bully laughed at him: "Give me a blessing to listen?"
Su Su smiled: "Give you - Jiahao destiny."
The next day, the bully will be praised for showing off in front of the entire school.
The news spread and the whole network was abuzz.
Chaebol giants, top stars, and business tycoons crowded the live broadcast room, and aircraft carrier-level rockets caused the server to crash.
Faced with hundreds of millions of requests for blessings, Su Su just lightly lifted the corner of the bed:
"Don't worry, get in line."
"Cyber reconciliation will begin immediately."
Feeling pretty good