Football: After China Dropped Me, My Market Value Hit a Billion

At the national team's training camp, I was kicked out for "not being good enough."

As soon as I get back to Germany, my System awakens: for the first ten minutes after I take the field, every long-range shot is guaranteed to score!

I sneer: "Go on, try not to call me up."

Later, in the Champions League final, I score a stunning winner from 30 meters out.

The commentator roars: "You call that not being good enough?!"