Traveling back to 2016, undrafted Shen Feng bound himself to a god-level template, starting with James' body, Jordan's skills, Curry's three-pointers and Kawhi's defense.
After scoring 30 points in a single quarter in the preseason and leading the team's comeback, he was torn into pieces on the spot when faced with the stingy minimum salary offered by the Knicks management.
"For this money, do you want to hire me to go up and deliver a towel to LeBron, or do you want to watch me put LeBron into the ICU?"
Without teamwork or compromise, Shen Feng turned around and landed on the Los Angeles Lakers, which had just lost Kobe and was in a state of decline.
During the physical test, he smashed the top edge of the backboard with a high touch, which frightened the Lakers head coach to the hospital overnight and gave him quick-acting heart-saving pills.
In this era where the "Cosmic Brave" teamed up and "Thanos Zhan" ruled, Shen Feng played the most unreasonable "dimensionality reduction strike" in the Purple and Gold Legion.
On the field, Green tried to warn the newcomers with dirty moves. Shen Feng smiled slightly and made a savage backhand "O'Neal-style" collision, directly knocking Dream Chaser Green into the first place in the night's funny highlights.
On the offensive end, he played Logo three-pointers despite being double-teamed. On the defensive end, he made all the super giants experience what "suffocating love" is...
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AI smell is very strong
It's a beautiful agent again [vomit]
Don't read ai articles
It was so fun to watch.
You can watch it without thinking at all
It's poisonous, run away
Too many common sense mistakes
There's a lot of nonsense, but the rest is pretty good.
My only dissatisfaction with the jersey number is that No. 35 Is too big and I don't like it.