The most useless bastard ferocious beast cub in the three realms, Xu Linyuan opened his eyes and saw a sacrificial altar, where thunder was cooking his body, divine beasts were gnawing on his bones, and the sky was full of gods and Buddhas waiting for him to explode into fireworks and drink wine. He silently took out the novice gift bag - a copy of "The Book of Mountains and Seas Second Creation Breeding Guide": "The glutton returns to its ancestors? Feed special effects food for bulimia with one click. Zhu Jiuyin goes on strike? Write a 3,000-word essay for it and scold it until it becomes autistic and work overtime. The nine-tailed fox turns black? The paper man dressed as her husband resists leaving." The gods laughed like crazy, carrying butcher knives to send this cub on the road. A month later, the nine-tailed fox was squatting on the ruins, eating melon seeds, watching Xu Linyuan gnawing on the gluttonous peeled spiritual fruit, stepping on the heaven-defying nine-headed willow, and bared his teeth in the sky and smiled: "I raised you to beat a group of you one by one, do you have any objections?"
