Go Back to the Village and Lie Down, but the Female CEO Comes with Her Baby

Urban / Anti-routine / Light comedy / Life flow / Dad (fake) / System (real salted fish) Chen Xu, P7 of the former company, 28 years old, had 18 abnormalities in his physical examination report. The moment he fainted at the work station, he figured out that he would not be able to join this class. On the day he returned to his ancestral home in a mountain village in southern Zhejiang, something clicked in his head. The "Salted Fish Lying Down System" was activated: abnormal vital signs of the host were detected, and it was recommended to stop all work immediately. Lying down for a long time can prolong life. So he lay down. Two years. Seven hundred and thirty-six days. Mending tiles, growing vegetables, repairing stoves, making soup, and stuffing the "rewards" issued by the system into the corners of the yard - proficiency in eight languages (there are no foreigners in the village), deep-sea silver fishing rods (to hang clothes), kitchen knives forged from meteorites (chopping boards broken), restoration of ancient calligraphy and paintings (there are no ancient paintings in the ancestral house), top-notch business negotiation skills (the aunt who sells vegetables at the entrance of the village cannot use them)... The system is disappointed. Chen Xu was very satisfied. Until the spring of the third year, a black Maybach parked at the entrance of the village. Shen Yueran, a billionaire female CEO and one of the four princesses in Beijing, stood outside the courtyard gate holding her three-and-a-half-year-old daughter Shen Xiaoxiao (nicknamed Xiaoxiao). "Three years ago, Pearl Hotel, remember?" The drunk woman with red eyes in Chen Xu's memory turned out to be Shen. The little girl with pigtails and eyes exactly like him in his arms raised her head and called him "Uncle." The days of lying flat seem to have ended.