I Caught the Embroidered Ball and Was Forced to Marry the Yandere Empress

"Since you've accepted my embroidered ball, you'll eat my cooking whether you like it or not!"

Lu Changge is forcibly married off to a demonic empress from the start.

The empress only wanted a scapegoat to fend off the Heavenly Dao's pressure to marry, and planned to keep Lu Changge, a good-for-nothing, as a kept man. But with a sword at his throat, Lu Changge promptly activates the [Soft-Rice System: Ten Thousandfold Refund].

Gradually, the empress realizes that her supposedly good-for-nothing husband is extremely suspicious.

He casually stretches, and the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth resonates?

He yawns, and exhales a breath of innate chaos energy?

Even the black watchdog he keeps can swallow an ancient ferocious beast whole!

Then an Immortal Emperor from the Upper Realm descends, threatening to destroy the divine dynasty.

The empress is about to fight to the death when she sees Lu Changge slap the Immortal Emperor into the ground. He turns back to her with an innocent look. "Wifey, that Immortal Emperor was so noisy. I hope he didn't disturb your rest?"

The empress is completely dumbfounded: You call this living off a woman?!