Hulk: “That bastard knocked me down with the Ox Talisman and pulled my pants off, saying he wanted to study what they were made of.”
Natasha: “He spent two hours crouched in front of my bathtub with a professional camera and the Snake Talisman. My high-definition videos are still hot sellers on the black market.”
Hawkeye: “I’ve never beaten that guy at archery. Only later did I find out he’d used the Rooster Talisman to change the arrows’ flight paths.”
Tony: “I don’t know why he calls me teacher, but he brought my suits to life. He really is worth studying.”
Nick Fury glanced with his single eye at Captain America and another man in the distance, beating each other’s brains out, and shrugged helplessly.
“So, where is that bastard now? Can anyone tell me?”
Before anyone could answer, New York’s iconic Statue of Liberty suddenly seemed to come alive...
No! She had come alive, hiking up her skirt as she danced the Charleston and swung the torch in her hand at a Leviathan.
Well, Nick Fury knew where that bastard was now...
