I Took on Two Robbers as My Underlings in an Antique Store

"Three" "Two" "One" "Bang!" The wooden door was kicked open. "Meow!" The old cat Laifu was so frightened that his hair exploded. The door panel hit the wall and bounced back, and Laifu's startled screams echoed throughout the bookstore on this rainy night. Two men came in, soaked to the skin and wearing stockings as headgear. "R-robbery! Only, only wealth, not sex!"