Something's Off About This Tang Dynasty, but I Just Want to Raise Lolis

[Multiple Heroines] + [System] + [Transmigration with Body] + [No NTR] + [Crossover] Luo Xian transmigrates again, this time to the Tang dynasty. From the start, he gets two Systems, and it turns into a disaster! Then he meets Changle. They say that one glimpse of Changle's breathtaking beauty is enough to bind your heart to her for life! But is there something a little off about this Tang dynasty? Why are there so many transmigrators? The little beggar he finds at his door is taken in as his younger sister and named Luo Li. He never expects her to be extraordinary too. Could she be Wu... It's the Zhenguan era, and he goes to a poetry gathering hoping to copy a few of Li Bai's poems and show off. Instead, he turns around and sees a drunk man drinking and composing verse on the spot. So the Green Lotus Sword Immortal Li Bai is here! Whatever the case, Luo Xian decides to lie flat and live like a lazy fish. He'll raise his younger sister, gather a few beauties, and plant any troublemakers who come looking for him in the ground. The people of China are the best at farming... Luo Xian has always thought this world was... well, perhaps it had a few martial artists and some elements of a comprehensive martial arts world, with land immortals as the highest level! Until one day, a mountain outside Chang'an collapses, and a monkey jumps out. Fortunately, it isn't Sun Wukong! No, things are even worse. That monkey is called Gu Yue...