The Half-Immortal Ferry: I’m Not Your Wish-Granting Pool

Name: The Half-Immortal Ferry: I’m Not Your Wish-Granting Pool
Author: Xiang Er

半仙渡：本座不是你的许愿池

by Xiang Er (襄儿)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 153k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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New book · [Goofy Sweet Romance | Mystical Feng Shui | Immortal Lodger | Urban Occultism] On her twentieth birthday, Lu Youyou hurriedly made a wish to avert disaster. Who knew she would summon an ancient immortal Venerable who had crossed dimensions? The big shot takes up residence inside her. He’s aloof, sharp-tongued, and peerless in combat, and he’s always comparing her to the spirit fox he lost a thousand years ago! When trouble strikes, other people have to save themselves. Lu Youyou has a deity inside her to fight for her. The moment trouble comes knocking, her body takes off against her will, and she turns around and beats her opponent flat. She follows the Venerable’s teachings in the secrets of feng shui, solving strange cases wherever she goes and working hard to get rich; all the while making wishes to cling to his coattails and enduring his nonstop complaints. When the mist finally clears, Lu Youyou learns the truth: the clues to the fox he crossed three thousand worlds to find are right there with her. Lu Youyou asks earnestly: “Tell me, when it comes down to it, do you like the fox more, or me?” Lu Yuebai falls silent for three seconds, then says coolly: “You are the most difficult wishing well I have ever encountered.” I, Lu Youyou, wished for a deity on my twentieth birthday. He’s the top big shot in the cultivation world: aloof, sharp-tongued, and unbeatable in a fight. He does have one bad habit, though: he loves comparing me to his spirit pet. That’s fine. A powerful patron is allowed to have a temper. I make wishes like crazy, and he complains nonstop. But whenever I run into trouble, my body flies out of my control and beats the other person flat. Eventually, I finally get rich, and he finally tells me that I’m the fox he crossed countless worlds to find. I ask him, “So now, do you like the fox or me?” He’s silent for three seconds. “…You are the most troublesome wishing well I have ever encountered.”

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