Journey to the West: Brother Monkey and I Share the Same Body

Journey to the West+Travelling+System+No heroine+Slap in the face+Subversion of the original work Sun Wukong, who traveled through time and was trapped under the Five Elements Mountain, was also bound to the [God-level Porcelain Touching System]! Guanyin forced me to drink copper juice and iron pills? Bite! Buddhist persecution detected, trigger the porcelain option! Option A: Bear the humiliation and bear the burden. Option B: Swear loudly. Option C: Pretend to be dead on the spot and blackmail the Nine-turn Resurrection Pill! Must choose C! I was frothing at the mouth, the demon ape bloodline went berserk, and Guanyin was so frightened that she broke through her defenses and ran away! Thunder God and Lightning Mother are coming to attack me? I took the initiative to draw thunder into my body and pretended to explode! "The Jade Emperor forced me to blow myself up, let's all die together!" Thunder God and Lightning Mother were so frightened that they urinated and obediently offered Taishang Laojun's [Nine Transformations Golden Pill] and begged me to accept my magical powers! Bite! Success! Cultivation +9999! Promoted to Daluo Jinxian! Others experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships on their journey to the West, but I lay at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain and wildly gathered the wool of gods and Buddhas! Tathagata: Will you leave the mountain or not? Me: It's windy outside, so I'll ask Tathagata to come with a big sedan chair to invite me, otherwise I, Old Sun, will have to sit till the end!