On the Wedding Night, the Taoist Couple Was Made into Snake Soup

[No system] [Single female protagonist] [Funny] [Not a cool article] They all say that I kill without blinking an eye. This is simply slander! I kill people like mowing grass. If I don't blink, won't my eyes dry up? … What? The stunning witch wants to fall in love with me? Okay, come to my Ten Thousand Zhao Zun Soul Banner and let's talk slowly. … Haha, as soon as I saw the look in her eyes that pretended to be disgusting, I knew she liked me. … Hey, fairy, you shouldn't feel so inferior. You can look directly at me. … Haha, you said you are an immortal descended to earth? Don't be ridiculous, how could the immortal not escape my Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Soul-Destroying Formation? … Ahem, let me reiterate again, soul cultivators are not demon cultivators, they are messengers spreading love!