Scientific Cultivation of Immortality Starts from Making Dad Angry Until He Roars

[Anti-routine + scientific cultivation of immortality + funny daily life + cheating on father and brother, cheating on the world of immortality + the whole family is useless + no CP] #SCIENTIFIC CULTURE TO IMMEDIATE TURNOVER SCENE #TRAILING EVERYDAY #counterattack #anti-routine cultivating immortals #hilarious group portraits #EASY CURE Others relied on their spiritual roots to cultivate immortality, while Gu Yue relied on his brain to cultivate immortality. A five-year-old poor man started cultivating immortality and discovered the most useless five spiritual roots in the world of immortality? Gu Yue smiled slightly: Single spiritual roots are a dead end, five spiritual roots are my destiny track! She has the periodic table of elements in her head and a perpetual motion machine in her pocket. Others rely on hard work to become immortals, but she relies on dismantling the rules of heaven and earth! However, the ideal is crushed by science, and the reality is a disaster for the whole family. Cheap old man Gu Ci, on the verge of collapse every day, roars crazily: "You said you used thermal expansion and contraction to repair the table legs, but they ended up being bow-legged?" "You said you used optical refraction to roast sweet potatoes, but ended up burning the chicken nest of Uncle Wang next door?" "You said you were using the lever principle to pump water, but you ended up prying a century-old stone mill into the well?!" Not only did my father break the defense, but he also had a brother who was a "girl cheating maniac": "My sister said that smearing sweet potato residue on the hem of the third elder's clothes is called 'tactically leaving a biological mark'!" "My sister also said that when someone was caught stealing peaches, it was said that it was his father who instigated it. This is called 'diverting misfortune from the east'!" Gu Yue: ... What a tactic! I teach you how to touch porcelain, and you learn how to divert misfortunes to the east! I teach you how to read, and you learn how to read! In this world of immortality where big fists are the last word, Gu Yue, along with her irritable father and cheating brother, turned the counterattack script into a family ethics disaster film. As for the counterattack power? Oh, let's talk about it tomorrow…