I picked up a local dog, and it said it was the ancient mythical beast Bai Ze, who could tell fortunes, catch monsters, and trade in stocks. I thought it was a fart, until the school belle was possessed by an evil spirit. It rushed forward with a mahogany sword in its mouth and took off the school belle's underwear. The school belle chased me and beat me, and Gouzi said it was to ward off evil spirits. Later, the richest man's daughter asked it to read Feng Shui, underground forces asked it to tell fortunes, and even the cultivating sects wanted to worship it as their ancestor. I am always on tenterhooks every day, fearing that it will cause big trouble. It turns out that this dog was dancing in a nightclub with a pack of vixens, and when the police came, he pretended to be an ordinary dog. I was about to run away, but it said: Don't panic, I just gave the director a fortune telling that his son failed the college entrance examination this year.
