"The Vicious Junior Sister Won't Redeem Herself, So the Crouching Dragon and Young Phoenix Make a Pair"
The two of us make a great villainous duo.
I handle the wickedness in plain sight, causing trouble while leveling up. He schemes in the shadows and stokes the flames. Together, we're a perfect team.
Redeem ourselves? Not a chance!
What does it matter if she's the Chosen One? Lu Chenyuan sucked her dry. I asked, “Did you suck her dry?” Lu Chenyuan said, “Didn't leave a scrap.”
What about the Heavenly Dao's darling daughter? I still made her cry for her parents.
I tricked her into taking a huge bite of spirit beast poop. She went, “Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!” while I laughed my head off.
I recorded it on a memory stone and handed out copies to everyone I met.
It's hilarious.
I can't go on. I'll laugh for a while first. You all keep laughing.
I'm in charge of ascending, while she's forced to take nine lightning tribulations for me. She tries to run away. I slap her, he trips her, and her hair frizzes into a bird's nest. Her cultivation regresses, and she has to train hard for another three hundred years.
