My name is Chen Mo, and I repair air conditioners. My biggest ideal in life is to be a rich salted fish, and no one wants me to work hard. It wasn't until one day that I awakened the memory of my past life and discovered that in my previous life I was the King of Immortal Cultivators, and I was struck to death by lightning during the final tribulation. Now, the bosses, enemies, and confidante from the past life are all here. They thought I wanted revenge, wanted to defy heaven, and wanted to reach the top of my life again. But I took out an air-conditioning cleaning coupon that offered "five yuan off every one thousand yuan spent" and said to them: "It's too hot, so repairing the air conditioner has a higher priority. If you want to fight, please get in line, and I'll finish this order first." This is a story about using ten thousand swords to return to the clan to rob Maotai, shrinking the ground to an inch to deliver food, and driving all the gods crazy.