The Goofy Heroine Turns the Torture Romance on Its Head

(Absurd comedy + lighthearted sweetness + unconventional mind reading + Marriage Before Love + both leads are each other's first) (A carefree, shamelessly self-interested “ordinary” college girl vs. a cold workaholic CEO who keeps getting “tormented”) Female lead's perspective: Si Du is an utterly ordinary college student. After staying up all night working on her thesis, everything suddenly goes black. When she opens her eyes again, she's become the heroine of a tragic romance novel. Everyone knows how miserable it is to be the protagonist of a tragic romance, and being its heroine is even worse. Si Du protests vehemently and demands that the System give her a golden finger. But the System is so unreliable as a beginner that her mind-reading golden finger, which can only target one person, is already nearly useless. And on top of that, it assigns the golden finger to the wrong person! She wants to go berserk and turn this ridiculous tragic-romance plot upside down! Huh? After the golden finger gets attached to the wrong person, how is she, the heroine of a tragic romance, tormenting the male lead without even trying??? Great! Male lead's perspective: Fu Yunjue, heir to a company and born into wealth, has always been unflappable. But ever since one particular day, he's often wondered if something is wrong with his mind. He comes home and sees his wife as a bun, specifically a giant bun capable of holding his life in its hands. At a family banquet, he sees a younger female relative and gets flattened by a steaming, giant cup of green tea. When he meets up with his friends, he finds himself surrounded by foxes and dogs. It all began after he got married, when he first met his contract wife in person.