[National Games Copy + Global Live Broadcast + Northeast Horse Fairy + (Not) Shuangwen] Not a Shuangwen, not a Shuangwen! ! !
Zhang Shiyi, a feng shui master living in the northeastern countryside, was blocked by a yellow man one night asking for seal.
"Do you think I look human?"
Zhang Shiyi squatted down and chatted with it for half an hour about Darwin's theory of evolution.
Huang Pizi was stunned, and a white hedgehog crawled out from the grass nearby: "Okay, this person belongs to us."
So Zhang Shiyi had two more immortals on his shoulders——
Huang Sihai, Huang Xian, specialties: bragging, fighting, nourishing urine and detoxifying.
Bai Feng, Bai Xian, specializes in: making trouble, spinning silk, and wearing sunglasses to pretend to be an old man.
Immediately afterwards, a copy of the National Games arrived, and it was broadcast live simultaneously in 72 countries around the world. If you failed to pass the customs, you would die.
Others vomited after eating the poisonous insects, but Zhang Shiyi let Bai Xian eat it secretly and passed the test without changing his expression.
While others were trapped in the illusion of inner demons, he kicked over the golden mountain and took away the System's "Introduction to Maoshan Technique" with his backhand.
While others were gambling with the Gu Mother to draw cards, he flipped the table over and smashed the BOSS's head with a stick.
While others wore suits and went on a blind date at the vampire castle, he wore a bright red robe, carried a magic stick, and even stole the golden scepter from the Pharaoh's kingdom as a meeting gift.
The envoy of Pharaoh was furious: "That's my scepter!"
Zhang Shiyi: "If you call it, will it respond?"
System evaluation: This grandson is very humane.
The countess commented: The soup... Is a little numb.
This is the story of a Northeastern man who didn't play by the rules, and brought two chatty immortals with him, and turned the copy upside down during a global live broadcast.
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