Ming Dynasty: a Street Liar Travels Through Chongzhen and I Want to Be a Faint King

[Historical Imagination] + [Ultimate Tyrant] + [Faint King] + [Anti-Routine Reorganization] + [System Flow] + [Decisive Killing] Chen Ergou, a street kid, accidentally traveled through time and became the famous hanged emperor in history - Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youjian. At the beginning, the Ming Dynasty will be destroyed, and the treasury rats will come out with tears in their eyes even after entering? Don't be afraid! Bind to [The Strongest Hunjun System in History], as long as you behave in line with the "Hunjun", you can obtain the Hunjun Points and redeem them for divine items and peerless generals! From then on, Ming Dynasty's painting style completely collapsed. Lack of money for military pay? Zhu Youjian hugged the nine thousand-year-old Wei Zhongxian's neck: "Old Wei, if the civil servants want to impeach you, they will pay four million taels of silver for your life, and then give me another one million yuan for mental damage. Isn't that excessive?" Is there a strike in Jiangnan Qingliu? As for the sage king, what does it have to do with me? I became an emperor from a street kid, why can't I still enjoy myself? Damn your hard work and love for the people! Hang yourself on a fucking mountain of coal! Now that I have become the Ming Emperor, I will only do three things in my life: have fun! Have fun! It's still fucking pleasure! What? How much money do your civil servants have? Come on, boy, your money is my money. If you have any objections, talk to my Jin Yiwei! Jin Yiwei: Your Majesty said that as long as your house is confiscated, Your Majesty will take half of it, and the remaining half is ours! Loyalty! Army: What? What was stolen is half for Your Majesty and half for us? Your Majesty, don't worry, we can help you rob the entire West? Civil servant: What? This foolish king has robbed a daughter of the people again?