Northeast China: My Fairy Family Is Full of Thorns

When he was seven years old, Chen Jiu encountered a yellow-skinned man wearing a bellyband in a cemetery. It stood up and bowed: "Do you think I look like a human being or do I look like a god?" Chen Jiu spoke quickly: "Like a god!" With this sentence, he sealed himself from seven immortal families—none of them was easy to serve. Mr. Huang San is a bitch-tongued and dislikes the lack of incense every day. Hu Tianba has a bad temper and will take action after just three words. The female ghost fairy Liu Yurong had a cold face and said nothing. All she said was: "Don't let me cross the river." Chen Jiu quarreled with the Xian family every day, acted poor with his employer, and behaved meanly with his enemies. His life was in turmoil. But if something goes wrong, these thorn-headed immortals are more reliable than anyone else. And he himself is a hundred times more reliable than he seems.