[Eating melon system + eavesdropping with the whole family + hilarious sand sculpture + tyrant doting on his wife + lying down and winning]
Lin Wanwan, a top social animal, was transformed into cannon fodder in the cold palace. He wanted to eat and wait for death, but was accidentally bound to the melon-eating system.
As long as you eat melons, you can exchange materials for life!
It's just that this system has a fatal sound leakage bug - her voice is clearly heard by Xiao Moxiao, the decisive and mysophobic tyrant!
Green tea concubines wear sachets to vie for favor, calling for "natural body fragrance".
Lin Wanwan went crazy: [Pure Laotan sour bamboo shoots flavor! She didn't take a shower for three days to preserve the aroma!
The tyrant's face turned green: Drag him down and clean the toilet!
Xiao Moxiao didn't listen to his inner voice: He's deceiving the public with his monstrous words, so I'll chop him into pieces!
With Xiao Moxiao who could read her mind, she was trapped in the dragon bed every night: What a relief! Wanwan, another fifty taels of gold melon!
Since then, Dajing has had a pair of extremely "raw" emperors and empresses.
He is responsible for drawing swords to kill and clearing out the government and the opposition;
She was responsible for lying down, eating melon, and stripping off her panties wildly.
The Queen Mother launched an attack? The emperor's uncle rebelled? An enemy country is attacking?
All the desperate situations were easily resolved by her seeing through her panties at a glance and using the most outrageous method!
Lin Wanwan went from lying in the cold palace to becoming the queen. Everyone knows that the most terrifying thing about the Tyrant of Dajing was not the sword in his hand, but his salty fish empress who made all the civil and military officials in the court sweat!
[Severe mysophobia and sinister tyrant × full of saucy manipulations]
You are responsible for killing people and punishing their hearts, and I am responsible for stripping people's underpants!
