[Farming on the frontier + surviving famine + marriage before love + face-slapping and a satisfying turnaround + stunning transformation]
The Great Yong suffers drought after drought, and its provisions run out.
The Flower Goddess of the Ninth Heaven fails her tribulation. When she opens her eyes, she finds herself in the body of an ugly, overweight daughter of a convicted official, exiled to Liaodong!
With the women at the rear of the camp about to be handed out for men to abuse, she grits her teeth and sets her sights on Huo Zheng, the rough deputy general who is the fiercest and most murderous man there.
In full view of everyone, the two-hundred-jin mountain of flesh throws herself onto the cold-faced demon and kisses him hard!
Huo Zheng: ???
The whole army camp erupts: Has that ugly woman gone mad?!
After they’ve been intimate, Huo Zheng grits his teeth and carries this “living Buddha” home. “Don’t expect me to spare you a second glance!”
All the village women laugh at them, betting he’ll divorce this pig and throw her out within three days.
But somehow, life together gets stranger and stranger.
Wheat taller than a person grows in the barren fields behind their house.
Rare herbs on sheer cliffs drop into her basket one after another.
Even packs of wolves in the mountains bring wild boars to feed her.
And the rolls of fat on her body shrink day by day, revealing a peerless beauty capable of outshining the sun and moon.
Noblemen from the capital and princes and generals from every corner of the realm go mad sending betrothal gifts to the frontier.
By now, the great general who holds power over all the realm is completely panicked. With bloodshot eyes, he pins her against the wall:
“Wife, it’s windy outside. Don’t go looking at those pretty boys. Give your husband one more kiss tonight, and I’ll give you my life!”
