On her eighth transfer, Shi Tingjing slips into the last row of her new classroom.
No one knows she’s the mysterious lead actress in the hit web drama Deep Sea, and even fewer know she lives on instant noodles.
“Why pretend to be so innocent? Half the boys in school have dated you, haven’t they?”
She can’t be bothered to explain. No matter how wild the rumors get, she’ll be back on set next month anyway.
That is, until the school’s notoriously face-blind bad boy sits beside her.
Lin Yuan’s face blindness is so severe he can’t even recognize his own mother in her ID photo. Yet after catching one glimpse of Shi Tingjing backstage at an audition, he can’t forget her.
“Help me,” he corners her in a rooftop alcove. “Name your price.”
Shi Tingjing grins around her lollipop. “All right. Keep the paparazzi off my back, and clear up all two hundred of my rumored boyfriends while you’re at it.”
One obscure actress afraid her celebrity identity will be exposed, and one cold-faced school tyrant who sees everyone as a blur, sign an absurd contract:
He’ll spot the trash and act as her bodyguard. She’ll be his human vision chart.
At the wrap party, Lin Yuan pins her in a corner.
“Your heart rate wasn’t the same as last time you said you liked him. This time... do you mean it?”
Only then does Shi Tingjing realize that after acting in so many scenes, this is the only one where she forgot to call cut.
A whale shouldn’t dance, unless it has beached itself for you.
