Gou Wants to Retire After Three Battles. Are You Serious About the System?

Let me start with the conclusion: I just want to be a salty fish in Konoha, but the whole village's senior officials think I'm playing a big game. [Sarutobi Hiruzen's perspective] Minamoto Sosuke applies to go to ninja school? (Thinking) He doesn't want to get involved in the fight between Danzo and I. He wants to stay away from the edge and wait for the opportunity! This boy's character is far beyond that of his peers, so he can be of great use! [Danzo's perspective] Minamoto Sosuke rejects my roots? (Sneering) He saw through my intentions and used "trembling hands" to deal with me! A killing weapon that doesn't want to be controlled, either conquer it or destroy it! [Orochimaru's perspective] Minamoto Sosuke said he was tired? (Fanatical) What an interesting lie! The huge life energy in him makes even me shudder! He must be plotting some kind of "truth" that transcends Hokage and transcends eternal life! I have to get him! [Uchiha Fugaku's perspective] Minamoto Sosuke refuses to ally with me? (Shocked) He instantly rebounded my illusion! He is not hiding, he is warning everyone! He is warning all forces in Konoha not to disturb him, otherwise... My perspective (Holding the saury, looking confused) Should it be braised or pan-fried tonight? (Scratches head) By the way, why do they look at me so strangely today? Please, stop thinking about it! I really don't want to be Hokage, I just want to receive my pension early!