I Summoned Qin Shi Huang from the Start and Cursed Him into Becoming My Teammate

[It’s the third month of the zombie apocalypse, and I’m about to starve to death.]

[Just as I was ready to lie flat, a “History Roast System” bound itself to me and gave me a beginner’s quest...]

[I blurted out, “Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng, you old schemer!”]

[The next second, the emperor of the Great Qin Empire from two thousand years ago stood before me, bronze sword in hand, his face darker than the bottom of a pot.]

[From then on, the apocalypse took a completely different turn.]

[Confucius used the Analects to fire “purifying barrages” at zombies. After getting drunk, Li Bai could slay a zombie every ten steps. Wu Zetian only had to make an appearance, and her imposing aura sent the zombie lord kneeling on the spot.]

[My job was to roast them and save up energy for another draw, hopefully getting Yue Fei.]

[As my “legendary roast squad” grew by the day, Qin Shi Huang finally lost his patience:]

[“Call me an ‘old schemer’ one more time, and I’ll chop you down before I deal with the zombies!”]

[(Lighthearted comedy, System-based story, invincible squad. Dive in without worries.)]