[Ancient-to-modern comedy feel-good story | A cold CEO driven to the brink by his ancient warrior wife]
Li Zhu’er, a female martial arts instructor in the Tang Dynasty, was blessed with plump, snowy-white flesh and outshone all of Chang’an. Anyone who called her fat was obviously blind!
Then she transmigrated, and all her blessed curves disappeared. She became a sharp-chinned “skinny beauty.”
Worse yet, her husband, Feng Jibai, had taken up the idea of having a white moonlight and asked for a divorce.
Li Zhu’er slapped the table. “Divorce? What for? You take your concubine, I stay your principal wife, and we both get what we want. When the new girl moves in, I’ll even give her a red envelope.”
At first, Feng Jibai thought she was out of her mind.
Later, when his white moonlight came over for dinner, she smiled and served her food. “Have some more, little sister. We’ll all be family soon.”
Feng Jibai dropped his chopsticks with a smack, dragged her into the study, and pinned her against the door. “Li Zhu’er, say that again. You want me to marry someone else?”
She blinked, utterly sincere. “Then… marry two? No… three?”
Feng Jibai was so angry he wanted to bite her, but he just couldn’t bring himself to. When she looked at him with those innocent eyes, only one thought remained in his mind: To hell with the white moonlight. Tonight, he’d show her exactly what kind of status the principal wife deserved.
