Honkai: Star Rail: After Dying 47 Times, I Decided to Be a Sneaky Trickster

Lu Li transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail and binds himself to the “Universal Light Cone Peddler System.” He plans to run an honest business, but instead gets hunted by the entire universe and dies a whopping 47 times!

The reason? The side effects of the Light Cones he sells are just too outrageous!

He pitches one to Kafka, boosting her combat power through the roof, but the price is being forced to spout cheesy pickup lines nonstop for 24 hours.

He pitches one to Jing Yuan, and the Divine Foresight cleaves a star in half, but Jing Yuan’s appearance changes into that of a middle-aged maid wielding a feather duster.

He pitches one to Blade, claiming it can cut through anything, only for Blade to be forced to start every ultimate attack with an exaggerated dance to “Paradise.”

After coming back to life for the 48th time, the stubborn Lu Li finally has an epiphany (and turns evil).

If honest business won’t work, then I’ll become the biggest menace in the universe!

He repackages socially mortifying Light Cones as mystery boxes and sells them to the gambler Aventurine! He gives mind-corrupting Light Cones to the villains for free! He teams up with Sparkle to drive the entire universe insane!

As powerful figures come charging to his door once more, eyes bloodshot and knives in hand, Lu Li smiles faintly. “All sales are final. No refunds or exchanges. The final say belongs to the boss!”