Ling Xiaohe rejects 996 and pushes back against workplace manipulation. He’s a walking disaster for the corporate world.
Who would have thought that after waking up, he’d find himself transmigrated into the weakest clone of an Immortal Emperor undergoing trials in the mortal realm?
Faced with the gods’ empty promises and pressure, he just wants to slam the table and say:
“Don’t talk to me about the Great Dao or eternal life. I just want to clock out on time!”
The immortal sect wants him to work himself to the bone? The villains are rushing him to meet their deadlines?
Ling Xiaohe clutches his wallet and snaps: “Blessings? If it’s such a blessing, why don’t you take it?”
He only wanted to be a happy slacker, but the System keeps flashing warnings:
[Detected intense emotional fluctuations in the clone. The Immortal Emperor’s true self is about to awaken!]
Then one day, when the gods and demons of every realm join forces to hunt him down and force him into a 24/7 grind
Ling Xiaohe finally tears off his employee badge, draws the immortal sword sealed for billions of years, and smiles at the sky.
“If you won’t let me leave on time, then I’ll fire every last one of you.”
This sword is called: Reforming the Workplace, Optimizing the Three Realms!
Though the heavens bar my way and the Buddhas of the ages block my path
I’ll cut them down with a single sword, shatter the heavens, and stride alone across the Nine Heavens!
Thus commands the Immortal Emperor: A clone? Heh...
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