[Wuha + Qiongyou + Easy Reading + Funny + Variety Show]
Good news: Gu Xiu has joined the popular variety show Wuha.
Bad news: He was shoehorned in to make up the numbers and didn't even have a dressing room.
Worse news: His golden finger lets him do the dirtiest and most tiring work.
In Zhoushan, he tied crabs and took flying female guests.
In Hengdian, when he was carrying equipment, he was splashed with water.
In Yiwu, he owns the streets and works as a landlord.
Director: "Gu Xiu, can you save some face for the top class?"
Gu Xiu: "(Sigh) Can I exchange my face for a bun? If not, then don't delay me from making money."
Everyone: "Is this person really a star? Isn't he an undercover agent sent by the foreman?"
Result: The top players collapsed from exhaustion, and Gu Xiu's hand cramped while counting his wages.
From then on, the burden of idols was isolated from him.
Reader comments
What the hell is this? [Pauses face] He speaks in a rigid manner, and has no human characteristics at all throughout the whole process.
What the hell is this? [Pauses face] He speaks in a rigid manner, and has no human characteristics at all throughout the whole process.