I'm a Galactic Lord, and You're Still Cultivating Immortality?

Mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad + absurd

"The teacher said a good vocational college is no worse than a university. As long as you work hard at cultivation, earn your Foundation Establishment Certificate, get a government job after graduation, and work for thirty years, you'll have enough for a down payment on a house on the moon."

"I hear that if you have a partner now, you can get a couples' loan. The two of you pay it back together, and it'll go twice as fast."

"If all else fails, get sterilized. It'll make Foundation Establishment easier."

After the college entrance exams, Su Zhe was overjoyed to receive his acceptance letter from the Cultivation Vocational and Technical College.

In this age of nationwide cultivation mania, cultivation is the only proper path.

Just as he was filled with anticipation about embarking on the path of cultivation and ruling for all eternity, a spaceship came crashing down right in front of him.

Only then did Su Zhe realize that cultivation might just be a scam cooked up by capital…