He was once the chief instructor of special warfare, the ceiling of human combat power. He controlled the world's number one killer organization "Qianlong Pavilion" and controlled the all-pervasive intelligence network "Qianji Tower".
Then, he retired.
Returning to my hometown in Donghai, I set up a pancake stall and prepared to live a stable life. As a result, on the first day of business, local snakes came to collect protection fees. Xiao Long spread the pancakes with one hand and held a shovel in the other hand. He flipped five people in ten seconds without burning the pancakes. The video went viral on the Internet, and netizens gave him a nickname - Pancake Man.
When someone tried to smash into his stall, he stuffed the person into a trash can. Someone wanted to force him to bow his head, so he used his backhand to completely remove the opponent's bottom. From the night market to the entire province, from China to the world, he crushed it all the way.
"I'm not very educated, so I just accept one thing - if it's a tiger, it should lie down for me, if it's a dragon, it should be coiled for me."
Relaxed and funny, decisive in killing, the king of tongue-in-cheek, waiting for you to try it.
Reader comments
I still feel good so far, the plot is solid and funny
I still feel good so far, the plot is solid and funny