I, the god of five-star food delivery, was forced to deliver food to my ex-girlfriend's best friend.
She humiliated my career in public, smashed the takeout on the ground and made me kneel down to pick it up.
The system prompts: "A malicious negative review from a customer has been detected and the anti-slapping mode has been activated."
I announced on the spot: "Madam, your three-star Michelin takeaway has been canceled and permanently blocked."