The Beast-Taming Toddler Goes Searching for Family, While Borderland Beasts Sit in Neat Rows

Mammie is only three and a half, the biological daughter of a battle-hardened border defense company commander who was separated from her father and raised elsewhere. Now she’s finally come to find him, bringing all her “belongings” along!

Not wanting the border guards to think she’s a freeloader and a burden, the little girl decides to give the company a truly impressive “welcome gift.”

Other people have pets like poodles and kittens. My pets are a two-and-a-half-meter silverback gorilla! Other kids learn their letters and numbers in preschool. I learn by riding a three-hundred-kilogram Siberian tiger king on patrol along the border! Other people have Chinese village dogs to guard their homes. My guard team consists of more than thirty Siberian wolves!

The usually stern company commander now blushes every day as he competes with the gorilla to mix his daughter’s formula. The dignified political commissar carefully combs the feathers of the golden eagle king, trembling all the while.

The military district forum is quietly going wild: “Have you heard? The Baishan Border Defense Regiment just got a three-and-a-half-year-old honorary political instructor. Now even the enemy’s armed scouts have to get sent packing by the wild boars and made to harvest the potatoes before they can steal any intelligence!”

“Dad, Dahuang says there are bad guys buried in the snowdrift up ahead. Can we dig them up for dinner... I mean, turn them in?” The company commander wiped away his cold sweat and scooped up his little bundle of joy. “Good girl, those are prisoners. Just have Maomao bring them back. We’re having dumplings tonight.”