"You traitor! If you use a knife on the dragon chair in the Tai Chi Palace, I will skin you!"
"Father, calm down, I am trying to catch bugs on the dragon chair! Look, why is there a vicious curse from the previous dynasty hidden in the mezzanine of this chair?"
"Hiss... Then why did you feed Duke Wei something stinky in front of the court?!"
"That's the food of the nine-turn evil-removing immortal! If you don't believe me, ask Mr. Wei?"
Wei Zheng, the most iron-faced man in the Tang Dynasty, said with a face full of contentment: "Your Majesty... This stinky tofu is truly the best in the world. I dare to ask for another piece!"
Li Shimin was numb.
Ever since the Sixth Prince Li Ke made a big fuss in the Tai Chi Palace, the style of painting in the Tang Dynasty has completely gone wrong.
There was no discussion of politics in the court, and the civil and military officials of the court danced square dances with Li Ke to keep fit; the national treasury was no longer empty, and the welfare lottery created by Li Ke made the old fox Sun Wuji come to his door every day to ask for shares; even the prince, who was originally conscientious, was turned into a dead house playing "Three Kingdoms" every day!
When Li Shimin held the imperial seal for the 108th time, he cried and begged Li Ke to inherit the throne.
Li Ke stepped onto the giant ship going out to sea: "Old Li, don't mess with me! I'm bound to the trouble-making system. How can I eat and wait to die when I become the emperor?"
Seeing that the traitor was about to run to the New World, the Eternal Emperor became anxious: "Run! Run! Even if I chase you to the ends of the earth today, I will give you the throne!"
