The Chan Sect lost? Wudang Shengmu took Rahu's benevolent thoughts and reincarnated, then headed to the Great Shang in the eastern lands with Jinnaluo and Nezha, riding on Xiaotian Dog to seek the Dao!
The Dark Emperor has an order: Dragon King of the West Sea, receive this decree. This winter, bury everything under three thousand zhang of snow and freeze every road used by those bald monks in the west!
Lady Yunxiao, that toad demon stole my master's bellyband and claims it's a treasured artifact. He even invited several nearby little demons to admire it. Please hurry and get the wok and oil ready with me!
Wudang! My sect has ten thousand immortals coming to pay homage. How dare you, right in front of that old bald monk, scrape the wan symbol off the Western Sect's Sacred Buddha Order and replace it with the mark of Golden Turtle Island? Doesn't that mean the Western Sect is a branch of Golden Turtle Island? I hereby banish you to the Western Pure Land's mortal kingdom. You may return once you admit your mistake!
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